Awesomeness!
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Best voice message ever
- Thread starter Papermoon
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
lol.....i bet he was reading it of a page.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I thought he sounded like Mystery
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL that was funny .
Lol yea , he talks like Mystery . Slowly with long pauses .redspicyflag said:
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
nice one papermoon"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Just another reason why you should get off the computer and get in the field.
Jeffst1980
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Hilarious!
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
A lot of you guys are laughing, but it really sounded like he was reading directly from some of the (serious)posts many members put up in this very site.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.