best reply to "is she prettier?"

[TheFlyingMan]

I was talking with this chick I'm working on when I casually mentioned that another chick chatted me up and gave me her number at the gym earlier today.

She asked me if that chick was prettier then she was. What was the best reply?

I pretended to be shocked and said "er...that's like asking me if she's taller then Joanne"...Joanne being one of our mutual friends who's like 5' 2". She pretended to be pissed off, but this is normal, I do this to her all the time.

 

[DJnoob]

id say "im hotter than both of you"

 

[TheFlyingMan]

haha
should i have busted her, asking if she's jealous?

 

[Rata Blanca]

Well women normally pull the "jealous card" pretty much the same way you did. Perhaps you can give her a taste or her own medicine...

 

[SynapsyS]

I'd just be honest. The last thing you want is to be guilted into giving her a compliment because you don't want to offend her. If the other girl is actually prettier than her, you can always save it...

Her: Is she prettier than me?
Me: Well, yes, obviously, but you're more ATTRACTIVE

That'll confuse the hell out of her, and you won't be suckered into her mind games.

Syn.

 

[spider_007]

her: "is she prettier then me?"
you (while giving her a guffy look): "what am i, stupid?"

 

[DJsparky]

her: "is she prettier then me?"
you: What? are you like five?

 

[Magnanimus]

of course she is.. your a frikkin minger *grin

Never take the bait and compliment them.
Some of my recent ones...

Her: 'I think i might be a bit too old for you...'
Yeah.. probably...

Her: 'You never flirt with me... dont u fancy me?'
Awww, dont worry. Youd still get it.. i'm not that fussy

Her:'I think my personality is the best thing about me, what do u think?'
Nah.. i'd have said that was your biggest shortcoming..

*fit b****: 'I really love my body! What do u think?'
mmm.. u could do with a bit more meat on your bones, your built like a whippet!

 

[Desdinova]

her: Is she prettier than me?
you: I dunno. Would YOU fvck her?

 

[flexion_]

Its not good advise to be honest. Don't give a direct answer. Joke it off.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

"ehh you're kinda cute "

draw out "kinda" if you're feeling particularly sly

 

[Dan_DJ]

Her - "Is she prettier than me?"
Me - Yes

 

[Nighthawk]

Thinner too.