"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys,
My girl and I recently thought we'd make things a bit more fun by buying some flavoured lube to make oral more tasty, so we spent almost 20 bucks on this stuff called sex tart or something, and it is total crap. It tastes vile, not only is the flavour wrong but it's totally overpowered by a strong chemical taste and smell, and on top of that, it's not even slippery, normal water is probably more slippery, and takes the same amount of time to dry out.

So, if any of you have experience, since wasting money to experiment sucks, what have you guys found to be good flavoured lubes?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Hmm, well, you can go to your local sex shop and ask a clerk for a sample. Put some in your hand and first wiff it, to get a sense of the taste, then put it in your mouth. Im sure the clerk would be happy to provide you with a sample to take home.
 
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I've done quite a bit of taste testing. I've tried many different flavors and brands. I've boiled them all down to one thing: They all leave a disgusting chemical aftertaste. You might as well drink a bottle of 10-30 mixed with a packet of Kool-Aid.

I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It makes a nice salad though.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
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I genraly use GT 85, and finish line cross country lubricant, it works well, dont knwo what it tastes like, never tried it, nto that it matters to me, it keeps the drive-train rust free and the bearings rolling smoothley, and thats all i need from it, I dont see why taste is important when you are choosing lubricant.
 
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