"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Best flavored lube

SmoothTalker

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Hey guys,
My girl and I recently thought we'd make things a bit more fun by buying some flavoured lube to make oral more tasty, so we spent almost 20 bucks on this stuff called sex tart or something, and it is total crap. It tastes vile, not only is the flavour wrong but it's totally overpowered by a strong chemical taste and smell, and on top of that, it's not even slippery, normal water is probably more slippery, and takes the same amount of time to dry out.

So, if any of you have experience, since wasting money to experiment sucks, what have you guys found to be good flavoured lubes?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Create Reality

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Hmm, well, you can go to your local sex shop and ask a clerk for a sample. Put some in your hand and first wiff it, to get a sense of the taste, then put it in your mouth. Im sure the clerk would be happy to provide you with a sample to take home.
 

Desdinova

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I've done quite a bit of taste testing. I've tried many different flavors and brands. I've boiled them all down to one thing: They all leave a disgusting chemical aftertaste. You might as well drink a bottle of 10-30 mixed with a packet of Kool-Aid.

I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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simon

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It makes a nice salad though.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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SPIT:)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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comic_relief

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Originally posted by Desdinova
I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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I genraly use GT 85, and finish line cross country lubricant, it works well, dont knwo what it tastes like, never tried it, nto that it matters to me, it keeps the drive-train rust free and the bearings rolling smoothley, and thats all i need from it, I dont see why taste is important when you are choosing lubricant.
 
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