"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Best flavored lube

SmoothTalker

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Hey guys,
My girl and I recently thought we'd make things a bit more fun by buying some flavoured lube to make oral more tasty, so we spent almost 20 bucks on this stuff called sex tart or something, and it is total crap. It tastes vile, not only is the flavour wrong but it's totally overpowered by a strong chemical taste and smell, and on top of that, it's not even slippery, normal water is probably more slippery, and takes the same amount of time to dry out.

So, if any of you have experience, since wasting money to experiment sucks, what have you guys found to be good flavoured lubes?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Create Reality

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Hmm, well, you can go to your local sex shop and ask a clerk for a sample. Put some in your hand and first wiff it, to get a sense of the taste, then put it in your mouth. Im sure the clerk would be happy to provide you with a sample to take home.
 

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I've done quite a bit of taste testing. I've tried many different flavors and brands. I've boiled them all down to one thing: They all leave a disgusting chemical aftertaste. You might as well drink a bottle of 10-30 mixed with a packet of Kool-Aid.

I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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simon

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It makes a nice salad though.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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SPIT:)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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comic_relief

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Originally posted by Desdinova
I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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I genraly use GT 85, and finish line cross country lubricant, it works well, dont knwo what it tastes like, never tried it, nto that it matters to me, it keeps the drive-train rust free and the bearings rolling smoothley, and thats all i need from it, I dont see why taste is important when you are choosing lubricant.
 
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