"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Best flavored lube

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SmoothTalker

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Hey guys,
My girl and I recently thought we'd make things a bit more fun by buying some flavoured lube to make oral more tasty, so we spent almost 20 bucks on this stuff called sex tart or something, and it is total crap. It tastes vile, not only is the flavour wrong but it's totally overpowered by a strong chemical taste and smell, and on top of that, it's not even slippery, normal water is probably more slippery, and takes the same amount of time to dry out.

So, if any of you have experience, since wasting money to experiment sucks, what have you guys found to be good flavoured lubes?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hmm, well, you can go to your local sex shop and ask a clerk for a sample. Put some in your hand and first wiff it, to get a sense of the taste, then put it in your mouth. Im sure the clerk would be happy to provide you with a sample to take home.
 
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I've done quite a bit of taste testing. I've tried many different flavors and brands. I've boiled them all down to one thing: They all leave a disgusting chemical aftertaste. You might as well drink a bottle of 10-30 mixed with a packet of Kool-Aid.

I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It makes a nice salad though.
 
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SPIT:)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
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I genraly use GT 85, and finish line cross country lubricant, it works well, dont knwo what it tastes like, never tried it, nto that it matters to me, it keeps the drive-train rust free and the bearings rolling smoothley, and thats all i need from it, I dont see why taste is important when you are choosing lubricant.
 
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