"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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being ****y and not funny works..sometimes

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just wanted to share an experience i had.

i had nothing to do one day so i decided to try being the most obnoxious arrogant ******* while hitting on a girl. 2 days after, i was waiting for the bus and this decent looking chick sat next to me at the bus stop, opened her texbook and started reading. heres the basic convo that went on:

me: what you reading there?
her: oh, i'm studing for my physics class, its killing me
me: what you say you take a break and we go get some lunch.
her:ummmmm, i really dont have time right now
me: do you really dont have time or do you just get easily intimidated by hot guys?
her: excuse me?
me: can't blame ya there
her: i'm really late for something
me: alright, your loss

about 5 minutes pass in silence:

her: you know what, since i cant go right now,how about some other time?
me: why the change of mind?
her: ummmm
me: and what makes you think offer is still on a table?
her: i just thought since you...
me: ok fine we'll get together, gimme your number.

so i got her number...dont plan on calling though.
i tried my best to keep a straight face while saying all that ****,i didnt even flash a smirk, but man was it hard.

dont really know why i posted this, but i guess sometimes being overly-confiident can work too.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
 
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Since you werent interested in calling her you should have told her "Fuck no! You`re way too damn ugly for me! Argahahha..." when she did the counter-offer.
 
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yeah you can really keep people on their toes if you keep a straight face, cause theyre always wondering" is he joking or not?"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Mercenary
smooth

I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
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it was very hard not to laugh, there was another guy sitting near and he heard most of our conversation. he pretended to look for something he dropped behind the bench and was cracking up like crazy.
 
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hahaaha

Umm, just reading that made me laugh out loud -- hard.

That's awesome, very funny to read, and I bet it would be even more funny to try. I don't know if I could keep a straight face.

Hehehehehe.
 
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well even if ur not being funny, you were still being challenging.

bravo
 
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