"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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being ****y and not funny works..sometimes

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just wanted to share an experience i had.

i had nothing to do one day so i decided to try being the most obnoxious arrogant ******* while hitting on a girl. 2 days after, i was waiting for the bus and this decent looking chick sat next to me at the bus stop, opened her texbook and started reading. heres the basic convo that went on:

me: what you reading there?
her: oh, i'm studing for my physics class, its killing me
me: what you say you take a break and we go get some lunch.
her:ummmmm, i really dont have time right now
me: do you really dont have time or do you just get easily intimidated by hot guys?
her: excuse me?
me: can't blame ya there
her: i'm really late for something
me: alright, your loss

about 5 minutes pass in silence:

her: you know what, since i cant go right now,how about some other time?
me: why the change of mind?
her: ummmm
me: and what makes you think offer is still on a table?
her: i just thought since you...
me: ok fine we'll get together, gimme your number.

so i got her number...dont plan on calling though.
i tried my best to keep a straight face while saying all that ****,i didnt even flash a smirk, but man was it hard.

dont really know why i posted this, but i guess sometimes being overly-confiident can work too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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smooth

I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
 
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Since you werent interested in calling her you should have told her "Fuck no! You`re way too damn ugly for me! Argahahha..." when she did the counter-offer.
 
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yeah you can really keep people on their toes if you keep a straight face, cause theyre always wondering" is he joking or not?"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Mercenary
smooth

I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
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it was very hard not to laugh, there was another guy sitting near and he heard most of our conversation. he pretended to look for something he dropped behind the bench and was cracking up like crazy.
 
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hahaaha

Umm, just reading that made me laugh out loud -- hard.

That's awesome, very funny to read, and I bet it would be even more funny to try. I don't know if I could keep a straight face.

Hehehehehe.
 
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well even if ur not being funny, you were still being challenging.

bravo
 
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