"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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being ****y and not funny works..sometimes

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just wanted to share an experience i had.

i had nothing to do one day so i decided to try being the most obnoxious arrogant ******* while hitting on a girl. 2 days after, i was waiting for the bus and this decent looking chick sat next to me at the bus stop, opened her texbook and started reading. heres the basic convo that went on:

me: what you reading there?
her: oh, i'm studing for my physics class, its killing me
me: what you say you take a break and we go get some lunch.
her:ummmmm, i really dont have time right now
me: do you really dont have time or do you just get easily intimidated by hot guys?
her: excuse me?
me: can't blame ya there
her: i'm really late for something
me: alright, your loss

about 5 minutes pass in silence:

her: you know what, since i cant go right now,how about some other time?
me: why the change of mind?
her: ummmm
me: and what makes you think offer is still on a table?
her: i just thought since you...
me: ok fine we'll get together, gimme your number.

so i got her number...dont plan on calling though.
i tried my best to keep a straight face while saying all that ****,i didnt even flash a smirk, but man was it hard.

dont really know why i posted this, but i guess sometimes being overly-confiident can work too.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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smooth

I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
 
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Since you werent interested in calling her you should have told her "Fuck no! You`re way too damn ugly for me! Argahahha..." when she did the counter-offer.
 
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yeah you can really keep people on their toes if you keep a straight face, cause theyre always wondering" is he joking or not?"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Mercenary
smooth

I'm suprised you didn't bust out laughing after she came back with a counteroffer... she had to think about it for five minutes!?
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it was very hard not to laugh, there was another guy sitting near and he heard most of our conversation. he pretended to look for something he dropped behind the bench and was cracking up like crazy.
 
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hahaaha

Umm, just reading that made me laugh out loud -- hard.

That's awesome, very funny to read, and I bet it would be even more funny to try. I don't know if I could keep a straight face.

Hehehehehe.
 
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well even if ur not being funny, you were still being challenging.

bravo
 
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