One of my friends came up with this, idk if its funny or if it will make you seem like an *******. Anyways here it goes. Lets say you ask a girl out and she says something like, "Lets just keep it at friends" you can say "with benefits?" and smile, funny or stupid? Idk ive never used it, just something ive heard of.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Being funny or an *******?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
LOL.ChrizZ said:someone please shoot me.
To the OP: what do YOU think it sounds like?
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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
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i'd do it to be honest.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
lol ive said before im not even going to use this line, ive read the bible a few times now and ill read it again.The Juan and only said:Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Friends with health benefits doesn't sound too bad!!