One of my friends came up with this, idk if its funny or if it will make you seem like an *******. Anyways here it goes. Lets say you ask a girl out and she says something like, "Lets just keep it at friends" you can say "with benefits?" and smile, funny or stupid? Idk ive never used it, just something ive heard of.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Being funny or an *******?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LOL.ChrizZ said:someone please shoot me.
To the OP: what do YOU think it sounds like?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
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i'd do it to be honest.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
lol ive said before im not even going to use this line, ive read the bible a few times now and ill read it again.The Juan and only said:Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Friends with health benefits doesn't sound too bad!!