One of my friends came up with this, idk if its funny or if it will make you seem like an *******. Anyways here it goes. Lets say you ask a girl out and she says something like, "Lets just keep it at friends" you can say "with benefits?" and smile, funny or stupid? Idk ive never used it, just something ive heard of.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Being funny or an *******?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LOL.ChrizZ said:someone please shoot me.
To the OP: what do YOU think it sounds like?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
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i'd do it to be honest.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
lol ive said before im not even going to use this line, ive read the bible a few times now and ill read it again.The Juan and only said:Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Friends with health benefits doesn't sound too bad!!