One of my friends came up with this, idk if its funny or if it will make you seem like an *******. Anyways here it goes. Lets say you ask a girl out and she says something like, "Lets just keep it at friends" you can say "with benefits?" and smile, funny or stupid? Idk ive never used it, just something ive heard of.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Being funny or an *******?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
LOL.ChrizZ said:someone please shoot me.
To the OP: what do YOU think it sounds like?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Juan and only
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Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
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i'd do it to be honest.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
but people know i'm a total jerk but they like it for some reason.
yeah i'd say it.
if you ALWAYS play on peoples' words, and they know you're joking (or not joking) it'd work as funny... but still won't make it happen.
lol ive said before im not even going to use this line, ive read the bible a few times now and ill read it again.The Juan and only said:Read the dj bible right now. Link's at the bottom the the page.
I can't even begin to give you advice here. But i'll tell you one thing, lines are superficial, person-dependant, circumstantial and rarely helpful.
Good luck with your future handy, I mean that.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Friends with health benefits doesn't sound too bad!!