"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Being a Dj requires a big penis....

MoMurda

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Its funny how men see size as a measure of masculinity, to a ***** you gotta act like a man, u could be a big Pus with a foot long slong, yah ull get laid, but then u get stuck with that hollow worthless piece of meat feeling that hores get. So men worry about **** size more than women, women just want u to hit that G spot over and over. Thats the spot fellas! Have her melling like a kitten! To Each His Own........
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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princelydeeds

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Originally posted by Real Man
Now this is the god to honest truth.

All things being the same men with larger than average penises will be the ones getting with the women.

The rest fall in to chumps category.....the guys that will get dumped for a guy with a bigger penis.

You can't be a DJ with a small penis, guys. Size matters big time!

Its all about penis. You either got it or you have not. Guys with big penises are generally more alpha, more confident and are natural with women.

So you cant be a dj and have a small penis....its a contradiction.
It is better to have the world think that you just might be an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
 

MVPlaya

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Re: Re: Being a Dj requires a big penis....

Originally posted by princelydeeds
It is better to have the world think that you just might be an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
ROFL!!!

I'ma remember that, Princely, that is a solid line!
 

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You know what's really funny? I bet every guy on this board is above average in penis size (average being 6 inches long, 5 inches wide as according to Real_man).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Porky
You know what's really funny? I bet every guy on this board is above average in penis size (average being 6 inches long, 5 inches wide as according to Real_man).
eewwwwwww

keep your sick fantasies to yourself dude
 

OzzyBoy

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I guess my penis is long enough, i don't think its overly huge but it isn't short.
 

Anonymous56

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I only read the first post...

The survival of the fittest
First of all, survival of the fittest doesn't purtain to something being bigger and badder than something else and "beating" it. Survival of the fittest means that a certain race or species is reproductively successful. Since the penis allows humans to reproduce and only about 10-15 percent of the population have large penis'(pretty much a guess, I assume its close). Isn't it sort of odd that there are billions of humans in the world and they are dominate to any other species on earth??

Try to think of it as logically as possible before you post this dumbass ****.
 
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