"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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forcerecon01

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Do you guys like alcohol? I like to have a few beers before I date a woman and I like to feel loose. Is alcohol okay in moderation?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I avoid beer on dates or when going out to meet women, because hops is a powerful phytoestrogen and will tank your testosterone -- even in the short term.

On dates, I usually stick with vodka-seltzers or red wine, if the venue calls for it.

Sure, alcohol is okay in moderation on dates -- it's part of the fun of meeting someone new. I've made the mistake, many times, of "loosening up" before a date with some booze to numb the nerves, and getting too drunk. Nothing dries a woman's vagina up faster than being on a date with a man who is throwing them back.

"Does he need to be drunk to talk to women?"

"Does he need to be drunk to find me attractive?"

"Is he scared of women and that's why he's getting drunk?"

"Is he an alcoholic?"

"Ew, he's drunk."

I've fvcked up a lot of otherwise good dates with hot women simply by getting too drunk. You know your limits. If I find my mouth is starting to get rubbery when I talk, I've wayyy overdone it.
 

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Yeah, I go out for beer. That's the purpose of being in a bar.
Occasionally they will have run out and then I drink ****tails.
Doesn't matter how drunk I get since I don't approach women
when I go out anyway. I'm there for the drinking.
 

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To quote some C&W artist whose name escapes me at the moment:
I like beer; it makes me happy.
That said, the one thing the maturing man learns is that beer is the enemy of good sexual performance.
 

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Beer is ok in small amounts. The phytoestrogenic elementic is bad. Phytoestrogens is why I've avoided the majority of products with soy or elements of soy (soy leitchin, soybean oil, etc). 1 beer with a meal likely won't impact sexual performance if the meal itself is well balanced nutritionally.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Beer is my Kryptonite. Pilsener... I tell you.

But I don't drink beer on dates. Rather a glass of wine or a sour bourbon. But that's the absolute exception. Only if she wants to drink something otherwise I stay sober.

Beer makes me tired. Two beers after work and I can go to bed.
 

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Beer is my Kryptonite. Pilsener... I tell you.
Not for me. Frigging ice cream is the only vice I'm sort of "addicted" too and my kryptonite if you will . But a very controllable vice tho.
I don't eat sweats/candy and other unhealthy things and eat healthy/train at the gym etc.
But proper made ice cream is just too damn tasty. :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lost_blackbird

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I do not drink beer. The worst possible drink a man can indulge in.
Why is this? Yesterday I bought 8 cans and I also bought a very nice bottle of gin.
 

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I like drinking.
That being said, beer is a no-no for me before or on a date. If fks up your testosterone and makes you pee a lot eventually.
A gin and tonic or wine works in my favour on a date. And a little wine or 40% liquour before the date, if I feel too sober.

But if I'm not on a first/second date, I can have a few beers, no problem.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Michelob Ultra is the only beer I can drink anymore. One 24oz can is all I’ll allow. I wish the commercials weren’t so lame and marketed to fitness culture. It’s pretty good.

I used to drink heavily. Anything and everything. My body just can’t process booze like it used to.

I usually get some sort of “craft” _cocktail on dates.
 

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I wish the commercials weren’t so lame and marketed to fitness culture. It’s pretty good.
Welp, these two beer commercials will never get old and are both hilarious and genius:
(See them in the right sequence with Heinken first)

First Heineken's Walk-in: :up: :cool:

and then second Bavarian's prank/spoof on Heineken's commercial (Which is priceless!) Ha ha lmfao :devil::rofl::rofl::whistle:

Now enjoy and profit!
 
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If fks up your testosterone
Here that is again.
If that's true, then given how much I consume it's a wonder I don't have t1ts and a period
every few weeks...
 

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I’m going to a German beer garden tonight to drink cold German Munich lager from a 2-pint tankard and eat warm buttered pretzels.

This place is packed with hot girls, but I’m going there to drink beer with my buddies. There’s no likely scenario where I will be charming and horny after 4+ pints of beer. College was long ago.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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