"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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TyTe`EyEs

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Ace of Flames said:
Bullsh!t.

A shot could contain any alcohol there is. You take a shot that's like 70% proof, or you drink a beer that's like 15% proof. The shot will get you drunk much quicker.

People usually drink a beer over some length of time. The longer you take to drink it, the more separated the alcohol will be in your system. You'll get less drunk this way, so you would get another beer, trying to get a better buzz, and in the process, you'd take in more calories. The shot hits you all at once, with a lot more alcohol. Take a few shots within a minute or two, and you'll be hell of a lot more drunk than a bunch of beers, and you'd take in a lot less calories as well.

Unless you're drinking 151 or some ****, the alcohol is roughly the same. Try drinking a sixer of Blue Moon. That beer will fvck you up.

As for the shots hitting you all at once...Go funnel a few beers in a minute or two and see what happens.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
You'll probably have to pay a fine and do some community service. No big deal.
what happens if they catch u twice?

I'm from Cali btw.
 

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ChrizZ said:
what happens if they catch u twice?

I'm from Cali btw.

I don't think it's that big of a deal. I have numerous friends who have been through the exact same thing. You get a court date, you go to court and you do a work day or something. I wouldn't quit drinking because of some sh1t like that, though.
 

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STR8UP said:
Cheers to that!

Blue Moon isn't bad for a grocery store beer, but if you can get your hands on it try Avery White Rascal.
They had Rascal on tap at the bar I went to last night, and I can say that it was very good. More of a citrus undertone and a lot more fruity than Blue Moon. Perhaps a bit too fruity for my tastes.

Even though it's local, I don't think I've seen much Avery beer in the liquor stores around here. New Belgium, Boulder Beer, and Breckenridge Brewery seem to get most of the business here in the CO.

I don't know if you've had Breckenridge Breweries' "Hefe Proper" hefeweizen, but you might enjoy it.
 

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oh how i wish i was 21...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I got caught "possessing alcohol" yesterday. I'm pissed!
what consequences are there gonna be for that?
I think it depends a lot on where you live. If you live in a small town they'll probably give you community service and put you on probation. If it's your second offense they might make you go to jail for a day or two.

If you're in a big city or a college town, you might just have to pay a fine.
 
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Your car insurance payment will be much much higher!!
 

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mpimpin said:
You my friend are a lucky man to be living the High Life. :rockon:

I hate cheap beers, but being on a tight budget recently I tried finding one I liked and have decided to live the High Life

Eh, at least it's better than Natty Lite I guess.....I prefer Keystone for my <$15 30's haha
 
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