Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Ace of Flames said:Bullsh!t.
A shot could contain any alcohol there is. You take a shot that's like 70% proof, or you drink a beer that's like 15% proof. The shot will get you drunk much quicker.
People usually drink a beer over some length of time. The longer you take to drink it, the more separated the alcohol will be in your system. You'll get less drunk this way, so you would get another beer, trying to get a better buzz, and in the process, you'd take in more calories. The shot hits you all at once, with a lot more alcohol. Take a few shots within a minute or two, and you'll be hell of a lot more drunk than a bunch of beers, and you'd take in a lot less calories as well.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
what happens if they catch u twice?TyTe`EyEs said:You'll probably have to pay a fine and do some community service. No big deal.
ChrizZ said:what happens if they catch u twice?
I'm from Cali btw.
They had Rascal on tap at the bar I went to last night, and I can say that it was very good. More of a citrus undertone and a lot more fruity than Blue Moon. Perhaps a bit too fruity for my tastes.STR8UP said:Cheers to that!
Blue Moon isn't bad for a grocery store beer, but if you can get your hands on it try Avery White Rascal.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I think it depends a lot on where you live. If you live in a small town they'll probably give you community service and put you on probation. If it's your second offense they might make you go to jail for a day or two.I got caught "possessing alcohol" yesterday. I'm pissed!
what consequences are there gonna be for that?
mpimpin said:You my friend are a lucky man to be living the High Life. :rockon:
I hate cheap beers, but being on a tight budget recently I tried finding one I liked and have decided to live the High Life