"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bad Breath
- Thread starter st_99
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TonyBaloney
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ps, i'm mucking around with a MILF at the mo. Darn hot as coal she is, but we wake up in the morning and her breath smells like a compost heap; what should I do?
If you do have it and don't know, could be a reason a girl didn't take your calls.
and if you do, I highly recommend the Dr Katz line. Therabreath toothpaste and mouth rinse.
I used to have halitosis, ($hit breath) haven't had it in years thanks to this product.
one of the reasons I dropped a recent plate...she had terrible breath upstairs and downstairs.
Here are some tips:
- Brush teeth AND TONGUE.
- Eat yogurt before bed, allowing it to linger in and around mouth. (Google it if you don't believe me.)
- To test yourself, pinch your cheeks and pull them away from your teeth and suck in some air. If your breath is off you'll be able to smell it this way.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SgtSplacker
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"ugh my teeth must be rank I haven't brushed since the morning!"
"I always have to shower after work, get that work funk off, I feel so fresh now!!!!"
digital_sunrise
Don Juan
If it smells bad you probably have bad breath.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
To cure bad breath you want to eat lots of green foods, citrus foods and (plain) yogurt (with no aspartame). Spirulina tablets are probably the best cure. Also, brush your tongue and gums.
Chewing fennel seeds is a natural breath freshener.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.