"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ass Grooming Tips

DJ Logic

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OK guys I know the title is funny but I'm dead serious. More than one girl has complained about the amount of hair on my ass. (I have a lot of body hair but for some reason its unusually "busy" around there).

Tried shaving - BOY was that a mistake! Tried waxing too. Never. Doing. That. Again :(

Not to get too graphic, but a great deal of the hair is actually in the the crack. I try to trim it with scissors but that is ****ing tedious.

Any ideas? Serious inquiries only please (though I suppose I'm an open target at this point... fukkit)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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zekko

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Apparently Jennifer Lawrence uses an electric razor :rolleyes:
 

Peaks&Valleys

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A buddy of mine said he bends over in front of a mirror, puts his head between his legs, and uses a buzzer. True story. Yeah, this exact question has been brought up before.

Might want to try one of these things: http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Hair-Personal-Trimmer-Gently/dp/B009UWM26Y

Though, I'm in the same boat, hair growing out of my a$$, I just do what the Russian was getting at. However, I did get a little self conscious a while back when a was chick was blowing me and she asked: "can I lick your a$$hole?"

Two schools of thought on this one: Just caveman it, or go the pretty boy route. But why not do both? Nothing wrong with a clean shaven butt hole.
 

taiyuu_otoko

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use the hair melting stuff girls use on their legs. I used it once on my back, worked pretty well. But be careful as it may clog up your pores. Melt all the hairs off once a week or so, and then follow up with some extra powerful skin drying acne cream.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Create Reality

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Use scissors, and do it yourself or pay somebody else to do it.
 

speed dawg

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Dude, WTF. DO NOT SHAVE. What are you expecting to be, someone you're completely NOT? Embrace that sh*t, you're just a hairy guy. Do you this guy or this guy gives two sh*ts what the women think of his hair? Just sayin'.

I have a motto. Accentuate your strengths and minimize your weaknesses. Don't try to make your weaknesses into a strength. Just keep your sh*t groomed and be done with it. Work on whatever it is your strengths are.
 

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You could always try one of those NO-NO's .. Apparently every time you use it the hair comes back softer and thinner.

*shrugs*
 

DJ Logic

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LOL, I'm totally gonna braid this. Maybe work on my ass dreads..

Thanks for the laughs guys.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well if you really wanna throw down big bucks ($2-3k), you can go the laser route. It does work, and it is permanent, but it takes a few treatments over the course of a year.

Other than that there is shaving (big mistake, obviously), trimming with a buzzer, Nair (chemical over-the-counter removal), and waxing.

Or, you could just say f*ck it and let your ass be a man's ass. Just dont ever 69 a girl on top!
 

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Use a trimmer. I trim myself down to a #5 length every month. No girl wants to go down on a jungle. Its really quick and easy, my trimmer is battery powered and waterproof so it takes me like 5 minutes in the shower to do my entire body.
 

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Agreed with the trimmer. Also, make sure you keep your arse clean before she comes over. Wiping with toilet paper isn't enough. Get some non-scented baby wipes to clean up after you 5hit. Women don't like chocolate crunchies on their chin when they're gobbling your salami.
 

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No joke. Gay guy and por* stars get their as*holes bleached because it looks better.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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