Ass Grooming Tips

[DJ Logic]

OK guys I know the title is funny but I'm dead serious. More than one girl has complained about the amount of hair on my ass. (I have a lot of body hair but for some reason its unusually "busy" around there).

Tried shaving - BOY was that a mistake! Tried waxing too. Never. Doing. That. Again

Not to get too graphic, but a great deal of the hair is actually in the the crack. I try to trim it with scissors but that is ****ing tedious.

Any ideas? Serious inquiries only please (though I suppose I'm an open target at this point... fukkit)

 

[backseatjuan]

Change the way u fak, girl should be under u or with her back to u and shouldn't even see your ass.

 

[zekko]

Apparently Jennifer Lawrence uses an electric razor

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

A buddy of mine said he bends over in front of a mirror, puts his head between his legs, and uses a buzzer. True story. Yeah, this exact question has been brought up before.

Might want to try one of these things: http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Hair-Personal-Trimmer-Gently/dp/B009UWM26Y

Though, I'm in the same boat, hair growing out of my a$$, I just do what the Russian was getting at. However, I did get a little self conscious a while back when a was chick was blowing me and she asked: "can I lick your a$$hole?"

Two schools of thought on this one: Just caveman it, or go the pretty boy route. But why not do both? Nothing wrong with a clean shaven butt hole.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

use the hair melting stuff girls use on their legs. I used it once on my back, worked pretty well. But be careful as it may clog up your pores. Melt all the hairs off once a week or so, and then follow up with some extra powerful skin drying acne cream.

 

[Create Reality]

Use scissors, and do it yourself or pay somebody else to do it.

 

[speed dawg]

Dude, WTF. DO NOT SHAVE. What are you expecting to be, someone you're completely NOT? Embrace that sh*t, you're just a hairy guy. Do you this guy or this guy gives two sh*ts what the women think of his hair? Just sayin'.

I have a motto. Accentuate your strengths and minimize your weaknesses. Don't try to make your weaknesses into a strength. Just keep your sh*t groomed and be done with it. Work on whatever it is your strengths are.

 

[Epimanes]

You could always try one of those NO-NO's .. Apparently every time you use it the hair comes back softer and thinner.

*shrugs*

 

[Slickster]

Just braid it to keep it out of the way.

Chicks will love it!

 

[DJ Logic]

LOL, I'm totally gonna braid this. Maybe work on my ass dreads..

Thanks for the laughs guys.

 

[Colossus]

Well if you really wanna throw down big bucks ($2-3k), you can go the laser route. It does work, and it is permanent, but it takes a few treatments over the course of a year.

Other than that there is shaving (big mistake, obviously), trimming with a buzzer, Nair (chemical over-the-counter removal), and waxing.

Or, you could just say f*ck it and let your ass be a man's ass. Just dont ever 69 a girl on top!

 

[Special EDy]

Use a trimmer. I trim myself down to a #5 length every month. No girl wants to go down on a jungle. Its really quick and easy, my trimmer is battery powered and waterproof so it takes me like 5 minutes in the shower to do my entire body.

 

[Desdinova]

Agreed with the trimmer. Also, make sure you keep your arse clean before she comes over. Wiping with toilet paper isn't enough. Get some non-scented baby wipes to clean up after you 5hit. Women don't like chocolate crunchies on their chin when they're gobbling your salami.

 

[mangotot]

No joke. Gay guy and por* stars get their as*holes bleached because it looks better.

 

[VladPatton]

Squat over a mirror with a Gillette Proglide Trimmer:

http://gillette.com/en-us/products/...ors/proglide-styler-beard-trimmer-power-razor

Or if you're really crunchin on time, alcohol and a Bic lighter....vwoosh! Instant smoothness.