brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
You look so good in white...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Asked to move in ALREADY!
- Thread starter Black_Italian
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You look so good in white...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:woo: Lets call him "Dirk Diggler"Originally posted by brenbaus
You look so good in white...
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Black_Italian
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You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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CONDE FRANCO
Don Juan
gay italian, what else did you dream?
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
to awnser you,Originally posted by Black_Italian
You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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dont move in with her (at least not for a long while)
nothing
many times
just cracks me up what you said!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Black_Italian
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theres always those 5 out 100 who call them selves smart and accuse people of lying.
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It's not the "cumming on her face" part that I don't believe. It's her blowing up and calling you a racist for asking her if she looks good in white.Originally posted by Black_Italian
You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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That's hilarious.
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
I never accused anyone of lying, I just thought it was funny you said she looks good in cumm,and then she throw your ass out. thats all
Has anyone noticed that Charlie and the chocolate factory is still in the cinemas (for Australia where blackitalian says he's based anyway)?I slept over her place tonight and were sitting on the couch watching Charlie and the chocolate factory with Johnny Depp great movie and im like:
Not that i'm questioning the validity of your story, but it means one of two things:
1) you're full of ****
2) you download illegal movies off the net haha
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
Black:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER move in with a girl you just started dating. I lived with my last gf who I was dating for a while and it ended our relationship REAL QUICK! A big part of making a relationship work is having your own time and keeping it that way. Lots of so called "DJ's" on these boards get a girl and then quickly spend more and more time with her until its boring. If you stick to a script and only spend a certain amount of days hanging out with your girl in a week it will make the relationship last, you'll appreciate the time you guys spend together more and it will help you learn more about yourself.
Don't do it, I know it sounds good but look at the long term karate kid.
PIMP
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER move in with a girl you just started dating. I lived with my last gf who I was dating for a while and it ended our relationship REAL QUICK! A big part of making a relationship work is having your own time and keeping it that way. Lots of so called "DJ's" on these boards get a girl and then quickly spend more and more time with her until its boring. If you stick to a script and only spend a certain amount of days hanging out with your girl in a week it will make the relationship last, you'll appreciate the time you guys spend together more and it will help you learn more about yourself.
Don't do it, I know it sounds good but look at the long term karate kid.
PIMP
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Black_Italian
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There’s actually this guy that use to come around my old work with a duffle bag full of illegal DVDs selling them for $10 each. I valued his services so I got his number now whenever a new movie hits the cinemas I call him up and go get it.
Some of them aren’t the best quality (cam jobs) but it’s all good.
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Some of them aren’t the best quality (cam jobs) but it’s all good.
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Relax man i wasnt talkign about you.Originally posted by brenbaus
I never accused anyone of lying, I just thought it was funny you said she looks good in cumm,and then she throw your ass out. thats all
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B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
Wow! He busted on some girls face. That's IMPOSSIBLE! It MUST be a lie!Originally posted by jprjrjr
First he blows his wad in some hot black chicks face,