brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
You look so good in white...
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Asked to move in ALREADY!
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You look so good in white...
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
:woo: Lets call him "Dirk Diggler"Originally posted by brenbaus
You look so good in white...
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Black_Italian
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You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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CONDE FRANCO
Don Juan
gay italian, what else did you dream?
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
to awnser you,Originally posted by Black_Italian
You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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dont move in with her (at least not for a long while)
nothing
many times
just cracks me up what you said!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Black_Italian
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theres always those 5 out 100 who call them selves smart and accuse people of lying.
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It's not the "cumming on her face" part that I don't believe. It's her blowing up and calling you a racist for asking her if she looks good in white.Originally posted by Black_Italian
You going to answer my question? whats so unbelivable about cu*mming on a girls face? have'nt you ever done it?
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That's hilarious.
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
I never accused anyone of lying, I just thought it was funny you said she looks good in cumm,and then she throw your ass out. thats all
Has anyone noticed that Charlie and the chocolate factory is still in the cinemas (for Australia where blackitalian says he's based anyway)?I slept over her place tonight and were sitting on the couch watching Charlie and the chocolate factory with Johnny Depp great movie and im like:
Not that i'm questioning the validity of your story, but it means one of two things:
1) you're full of ****
2) you download illegal movies off the net haha
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
Black:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER move in with a girl you just started dating. I lived with my last gf who I was dating for a while and it ended our relationship REAL QUICK! A big part of making a relationship work is having your own time and keeping it that way. Lots of so called "DJ's" on these boards get a girl and then quickly spend more and more time with her until its boring. If you stick to a script and only spend a certain amount of days hanging out with your girl in a week it will make the relationship last, you'll appreciate the time you guys spend together more and it will help you learn more about yourself.
Don't do it, I know it sounds good but look at the long term karate kid.
PIMP
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER move in with a girl you just started dating. I lived with my last gf who I was dating for a while and it ended our relationship REAL QUICK! A big part of making a relationship work is having your own time and keeping it that way. Lots of so called "DJ's" on these boards get a girl and then quickly spend more and more time with her until its boring. If you stick to a script and only spend a certain amount of days hanging out with your girl in a week it will make the relationship last, you'll appreciate the time you guys spend together more and it will help you learn more about yourself.
Don't do it, I know it sounds good but look at the long term karate kid.
PIMP
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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There’s actually this guy that use to come around my old work with a duffle bag full of illegal DVDs selling them for $10 each. I valued his services so I got his number now whenever a new movie hits the cinemas I call him up and go get it.
Some of them aren’t the best quality (cam jobs) but it’s all good.
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Some of them aren’t the best quality (cam jobs) but it’s all good.
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Relax man i wasnt talkign about you.Originally posted by brenbaus
I never accused anyone of lying, I just thought it was funny you said she looks good in cumm,and then she throw your ass out. thats all
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B-Lemond
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Wow! He busted on some girls face. That's IMPOSSIBLE! It MUST be a lie!Originally posted by jprjrjr
First he blows his wad in some hot black chicks face,