"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ashlee Simpson is a tool
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
^ all the teenyboopers around the globe.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diplomatic_lies
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Well, at least she's a better influence on teen girls than hiphop guys who sing about shooting your mum and murdering people for laughs.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
D_L is right on.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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When I get to Hollywood, I'm going to date her for a week and then dump her on national television and humiliate her.
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
diplomatic_lies
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Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
dyce
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it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
dyce
Don Juan
^say again?