"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ashlee Simpson is a tool

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Anomalous

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You think i'm going to read all that? Please.

I'm going allllllllllll the way..................(whatever that means:p). I'm going to sleep.:eek:
 

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Hah, I'd have told her that I would kiss her foot if I could lip synch it.
 

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How the hell did ashlee simpson make it this far, shes talentless and ugly. Who the hell listens to her crap?
 

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^ all the teenyboopers around the globe.

But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.

It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Man, its mind bogling. How stupid are teenage girls. Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and ect pop stars are role models... What the hell is the world coming too.
 

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Well, at least she's a better influence on teen girls than hiphop guys who sing about shooting your mum and murdering people for laughs.

Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
 

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D_L is right on.

Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.

Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.

Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
 

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Sigh, suppose you guys are right. 99% of all kinds do suck, but what irks me is man some people make hella money doing so haha.
 

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Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!


I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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When I get to Hollywood, I'm going to date her for a week and then dump her on national television and humiliate her.

I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony :)
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!


I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
Hmm your not plannin on overthrowing the government are you? And will this new government still have fat women?
 

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Originally posted by HateOnMe
Hmm your not plannin on overthrowing the government are you? And will this new government still have fat women?
Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
 

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it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
Jeez hopefully u don't get to ever overthrow the government then.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by dyce
it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
Those rapper guys must sound like the devil himself then!
 

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^say again?
 
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