"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Ashlee Simpson is a tool
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Centaurion
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^ all the teenyboopers around the globe.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
diplomatic_lies
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Well, at least she's a better influence on teen girls than hiphop guys who sing about shooting your mum and murdering people for laughs.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
D_L is right on.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ShizamDaMan
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When I get to Hollywood, I'm going to date her for a week and then dump her on national television and humiliate her.
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
diplomatic_lies
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Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
dyce
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it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
dyce
Don Juan
^say again?