"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ashlee Simpson is a tool
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Centaurion
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^ all the teenyboopers around the globe.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.
It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lies
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Well, at least she's a better influence on teen girls than hiphop guys who sing about shooting your mum and murdering people for laughs.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
D_L is right on.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.
Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.
Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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When I get to Hollywood, I'm going to date her for a week and then dump her on national television and humiliate her.
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony
diplomatic_lies
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Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
dyce
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it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
dyce
Don Juan
^say again?