andreihaha
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My thoughts progressing through her pictures: fk yeah, no, fk no.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Are you a boobs, legs or bum guy? Do you think it says anything about you?
- Thread starter Eternal_water
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
EyeBRollin
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She needs to lay off the roids. Sorry guy this gal is a drugged. Remember folks, the rule is only 2 can exist:
1) Big
2) Lean
3) Natural
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Boobs.
Georgepithyou
Banned
Never understood the whole butt craze, always been a boobs guy
logicallefty
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Ass and neck.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
These days it’s not really about the size of her boobs, her butt or how long her legs are. I have had my share of all different types over the years. What I am attracted to these days is a woman with a nice body, feminine and who has sex appeal. The way she moves her body in and out of the bedroom, the way she crosses her legs, the way she walks, the way she looks at me.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Too muscular for my taste, but go for it.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Neck?
logicallefty
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.
1. Face -- a pretty face compensates for a LOT of body flaws.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RickTheToad
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.