andreihaha
Master Don Juan
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My thoughts progressing through her pictures: fk yeah, no, fk no.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Are you a boobs, legs or bum guy? Do you think it says anything about you?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
EyeBRollin
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She needs to lay off the roids. Sorry guy this gal is a drugged. Remember folks, the rule is only 2 can exist:
1) Big
2) Lean
3) Natural
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Boobs.
Georgepithyou
Banned
Never understood the whole butt craze, always been a boobs guy
logicallefty
Moderator
Ass and neck.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
These days it’s not really about the size of her boobs, her butt or how long her legs are. I have had my share of all different types over the years. What I am attracted to these days is a woman with a nice body, feminine and who has sex appeal. The way she moves her body in and out of the bedroom, the way she crosses her legs, the way she walks, the way she looks at me.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Too muscular for my taste, but go for it.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Neck?
logicallefty
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.
1. Face -- a pretty face compensates for a LOT of body flaws.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RickTheToad
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.