andreihaha
Master Don Juan
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My thoughts progressing through her pictures: fk yeah, no, fk no.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Are you a boobs, legs or bum guy? Do you think it says anything about you?
- Thread starter Eternal_water
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
EyeBRollin
Master Don Juan
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She needs to lay off the roids. Sorry guy this gal is a drugged. Remember folks, the rule is only 2 can exist:
1) Big
2) Lean
3) Natural
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Boobs.
Georgepithyou
Banned
Never understood the whole butt craze, always been a boobs guy
logicallefty
Moderator
Ass and neck.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
These days it’s not really about the size of her boobs, her butt or how long her legs are. I have had my share of all different types over the years. What I am attracted to these days is a woman with a nice body, feminine and who has sex appeal. The way she moves her body in and out of the bedroom, the way she crosses her legs, the way she walks, the way she looks at me.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Too muscular for my taste, but go for it.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Neck?
logicallefty
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.
1. Face -- a pretty face compensates for a LOT of body flaws.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
2. Indian ethnicity -- adds 2 SMV scale points ie. an Indian 5 is a 7 for me.
3. Ass/hips -- ass doesn't need to be perfect yoga tight, but shapely curves in the hip region is important
4. Boobs is lowest. In my experience, the nicer they look under a shirt with a bra, the saggier they are when bare. Unsightly, or otherwise droopy, saggy-ass titties can undo 1-3. The smaller they are, the less of a potential liability they present.
Cute, petite, svelte Indian girls with tight asses = perfection. I don't mind if they're flat-chested.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
RickTheToad
Moderator
yes, the part of the body that connects the head with the torso. Being a Toad, you probably don't really have one.