TheFixer14
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You don't fvck the face.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Are you a boobs, legs or bum guy? Do you think it says anything about you?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Dude, you can just put a bag over her head. Lots of chicks are into that sh!t anyway.
I tried that once. Ended up spending 30 minutes telling her that she was attractive, through the door of the bathroom she locked herself in.
Yes you do.
Teddy_Beer
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I'm a boobs man. 100% (I'm into curvy ladies, so ass is my next choice)
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The first thing I notice is the face. I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Someone is dating a fattie. To do them, cover them in flour and look for the wet spot.
Scars
Master Don Juan
I like a nice ass. But I think it depends on your age/generation. Most older guys will probably emphasize boobs, because that's what was accessible at the time. Pin up models, models, and actresses in movies were notorious for having heavy emphasis on the milk jugs. Nowadays, with rap music, social media, and everything, there is a lot of emphasis on the ass, and girls having to "squat" to look attractive. It depends on who you ask. But I really love me a nice bubble butt.
I usually notice that girls with the most beautiful faces are mostly flat chested.... which doesn't bother me that much because tbh I really go for the butt. A nice round, small and firm butt.
Butts are always more likely to look firmer in a tight pair of jeans so I only judge yoga pants / bikini / underwear or full naked. Same goes for butts in high heels, they look so much better.
As many have already said here, legs are most likely to follow the butt...
Butts are always more likely to look firmer in a tight pair of jeans so I only judge yoga pants / bikini / underwear or full naked. Same goes for butts in high heels, they look so much better.
As many have already said here, legs are most likely to follow the butt...
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zekko
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This is probably getting a little off topic, but of course for a woman to be considered truly beautiful, she has to have an attractive face.
Bare legs are kind of like bright flashing arrows pointing to the crotch area lol.
Bare legs are kind of like bright flashing arrows pointing to the crotch area lol.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Great analogy mate
Romanemp22
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I love when it's all nicely proported. Big azz big tits and nice legs. But if I have to chose between those three I would chose big azz.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
A little bit of that a little bit of this; everything!
I'm bit like Lou Bega I guess so its the whole package that counts:
No big butts tho. Tiny and firm is sexy...
I'm bit like Lou Bega I guess so its the whole package that counts:
KindredSpiritzz
Senior Don Juan
when women ask me i always say im a sucker for a cute face first and foremost. After that i don't know what appeals to me most.
darksprezzatura
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I like slim athletic girls. Waist to butt ratio ~ 0.7 goat status. B+ cups.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
SirBigBell
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Ive been a bum connoisseur since i hit puberty 25yrs ago. Im consultant in that specific field to the point where I know the very sweet spot on softness/firmness scale.
Some women have big and shapely but too hard (Serena Williams). Others have big, shapely and super soft (the old version of Adele). Some have big, shapely and medium soft (JLo, Kim K, Nicki Minaj).
I discovered that the super soft kind gets me to discharge my children in the shortest time, particularly when indulging from behind, while spreading the jelly mounts apart fully with my hands to fully expose both waste disposal outlets. Delicious
Some women have big and shapely but too hard (Serena Williams). Others have big, shapely and super soft (the old version of Adele). Some have big, shapely and medium soft (JLo, Kim K, Nicki Minaj).
I discovered that the super soft kind gets me to discharge my children in the shortest time, particularly when indulging from behind, while spreading the jelly mounts apart fully with my hands to fully expose both waste disposal outlets. Delicious
BackInTheGame78
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I'm all 3 but I prefer an amazing ass in a pair of nicely fitted jeans. Something about being hard all night looking at it before getting her home and ravishing her from behind so I can see my balls smacking off it that really rows my boat.
andreihaha
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For me, a pretty face was always the most important feature.
As a side note, I usually go out more with nice butt girls, but the best sex I've had was with big tittied girls.
Also, feet! Someone should have mentioned them, for Tarantino's sake.
As a side note, I usually go out more with nice butt girls, but the best sex I've had was with big tittied girls.
Also, feet! Someone should have mentioned them, for Tarantino's sake.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
Ass and Legs guy here. Face is very important to me too as well as hair. To me, this is absolute perfection.... her name is CarrieJune
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In2theGame
Master Don Juan
Lol shes tiny. I think 5' 4".
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.