“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Daddy The Pimp
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LoneSilver
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The only April Fools jokes I like are the ones that are harmless fun like.... gotcha!
I remember years ago in 1985, I had gotten the story off a sports news show but the original story came from Sports Illustrated magazine. It was about a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 168 miles per hour was set to join the New York Mets.
What was funny about this story was me telling everyone about this special pitcher as real I felt like a fool after the surprised joke but if my memory is correct this sports news show started running the story like a whole month before April 1st before the big surprise so I was really into it not thinking that no one in the world could throw 168 miles an hour...
It seems just like yesterday but 23 years ago dam does time fly at 168 miles an hour
I do believe though if some story came out back then that a woman makes millions with Breast Lite after developing beer with her breast I would have believed it and would have called the local stores to see if they carry Breast Lite.... I was such a gullible booger back then.
Anyway, have fun but don't do it at the expense of going overboard.
LoneSilver
I remember years ago in 1985, I had gotten the story off a sports news show but the original story came from Sports Illustrated magazine. It was about a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 168 miles per hour was set to join the New York Mets.
What was funny about this story was me telling everyone about this special pitcher as real I felt like a fool after the surprised joke but if my memory is correct this sports news show started running the story like a whole month before April 1st before the big surprise so I was really into it not thinking that no one in the world could throw 168 miles an hour...
It seems just like yesterday but 23 years ago dam does time fly at 168 miles an hour
I do believe though if some story came out back then that a woman makes millions with Breast Lite after developing beer with her breast I would have believed it and would have called the local stores to see if they carry Breast Lite.... I was such a gullible booger back then.
Anyway, have fun but don't do it at the expense of going overboard.
LoneSilver
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Here's what you do...go buy a cheap watch with an alarm. Set the alarm for 5 or 6 am. If you have any cheap dorm beds, like I did in the dorms, open up the metal tubing and hid the watch in your buddies bed, in the tubing somewhere.i am me said:
This way the alarm will go off every single day and wake his a$$ up. He'll probably tear the room apart looking for it and it'll drive him nuts.
I did this to one guy when I was in the dorms, and he went so far as to open holes in the ceilling trying to find the damn alarm.
That is sort of lame and will probably piss of your friend in not a good way.i am me said:
Saran wrap the toilet seats.
Scotch tape the bathroom sink faucets so your dorm mates get soaked.
Do this late at night then prank yourself the next day and say "yea, what arsehole did this???"
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Hmm..not bad, but better yet. Put fly tape on the toilet seats. Maybe some poor bastard will get his ass stuck.Commando said:
Point is I am Me, pranks are blast in the dorms. Also, you can do a lot with a can of whipped cream.
comic_relief
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My late grandfather told me this story that was passed to him.
The one day, the one guy (A) was pissing off another person (B). So B decided to get back at A by taking the outhouse and moving it back one foot with a couple of his buddies.
All of his friends were in on this joke and they moved it. The next day, B came over to the house to annoy A again. After this went on for a bit, A had to go to the bathroom. So, he went to the outhouse and fell into the open hole. A fell six feet into the sewage and refuse that was down there.
At that moment, the feud between A and B was settled because B was the only person around that could get him out of his predictament.
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Another good practical joke is to sign a buddy up to a bunch of magazines or call the military branches saying that there is a very eager recruit. Leave all of his information and watch how mad that said individual would get.
comic_relief
The one day, the one guy (A) was pissing off another person (B). So B decided to get back at A by taking the outhouse and moving it back one foot with a couple of his buddies.
All of his friends were in on this joke and they moved it. The next day, B came over to the house to annoy A again. After this went on for a bit, A had to go to the bathroom. So, he went to the outhouse and fell into the open hole. A fell six feet into the sewage and refuse that was down there.
At that moment, the feud between A and B was settled because B was the only person around that could get him out of his predictament.
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Another good practical joke is to sign a buddy up to a bunch of magazines or call the military branches saying that there is a very eager recruit. Leave all of his information and watch how mad that said individual would get.
comic_relief
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if you really want to get someone bad but a fish behind the radiator and wait a few days.
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If your buddy deserves it, you could always get some of those hair removing wax strips/tape. While he's sleeping, put the tape over one eyebrow.
Then, when he wakes up in the morning, say april fools. When he removes the tape, he removes his eyebrow. Now he's got to walk around with one eyebrow for awhile.
Then, when he wakes up in the morning, say april fools. When he removes the tape, he removes his eyebrow. Now he's got to walk around with one eyebrow for awhile.
We did this with tunafish when a guy was gone on vacation, but by the time he got back it dried up and didn't stink much anymore.g g g unit said:
I wanted to put a real fish from a fish market with eyes and all still in someones desk drawer at work or tape it underneath their desk where they wouldn't find it, but I was too afraid I'd get fired over it.
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Oh man, that's just wrong.Phyzzle said:
If you are going to go over the top, might as well do this. Follow your "soon to be ex-buddy" when he drives to the grocery store. While he's inside the store, get 100 feet of the stongest fishing line you can get and tie one end to his bumper, and the other end to a shopping cart.
This way, when he leaves the parking lot, he drags a shopping cart behind his car around town.
EDIT: Note that this prank has the potential for property damage, and general public chaos..so I can't in good faith, recommend it.
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OK, here's one more. When I was in the dorms, we did this to a teacher of ours. He drove a volkswagon bug, and the guy was one of those teachers that nobody liked.
We went over to the teacher's house, about 10 of us. VW Bug's are light cars. We picked up the car and put the car on his front porch. Apparantly, he didn't see the humour in this.
I got into a lot of trouble when I lived in the dorms, but we didn't get caught for this stunt amazingly. Ah..those were fun times.
We went over to the teacher's house, about 10 of us. VW Bug's are light cars. We picked up the car and put the car on his front porch. Apparantly, he didn't see the humour in this.
I got into a lot of trouble when I lived in the dorms, but we didn't get caught for this stunt amazingly. Ah..those were fun times.