april fools day pranks

[i am me]

its my first year in the dorms...itd be pretty fun to play some pranks but i dont hav any ideas so maybe u guys could help?

 

[romangod]

No idea! Just don't do anything that could land you in jail or being sued for sexual harrassment. No fooling!

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

http://www.metacafe.com/aprilfools/

 

[LoneSilver]

The only April Fools jokes I like are the ones that are harmless fun like.... gotcha!

I remember years ago in 1985, I had gotten the story off a sports news show but the original story came from Sports Illustrated magazine. It was about a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 168 miles per hour was set to join the New York Mets.

What was funny about this story was me telling everyone about this special pitcher as real I felt like a fool after the surprised joke but if my memory is correct this sports news show started running the story like a whole month before April 1st before the big surprise so I was really into it not thinking that no one in the world could throw 168 miles an hour...

It seems just like yesterday but 23 years ago dam does time fly at 168 miles an hour

I do believe though if some story came out back then that a woman makes millions with Breast Lite after developing beer with her breast I would have believed it and would have called the local stores to see if they carry Breast Lite.... I was such a gullible booger back then.


Anyway, have fun but don't do it at the expense of going overboard.

LoneSilver

 

[i am me]

lol

i was thinkin of posting a personal ad on craigslist or somethin of my friend. what do u guys think

 

[Mr.Positive]

lol

i was thinkin of posting a personal ad on craigslist or somethin of my friend. what do u guys think

Here's what you do...go buy a cheap watch with an alarm. Set the alarm for 5 or 6 am. If you have any cheap dorm beds, like I did in the dorms, open up the metal tubing and hid the watch in your buddies bed, in the tubing somewhere.

This way the alarm will go off every single day and wake his a$$ up. He'll probably tear the room apart looking for it and it'll drive him nuts.

I did this to one guy when I was in the dorms, and he went so far as to open holes in the ceilling trying to find the damn alarm.

 

[Commando]

lol

i was thinkin of posting a personal ad on craigslist or somethin of my friend. what do u guys think

That is sort of lame and will probably piss of your friend in not a good way.

Saran wrap the toilet seats.

Scotch tape the bathroom sink faucets so your dorm mates get soaked.

Do this late at night then prank yourself the next day and say "yea, what arsehole did this???"

 

[i am me]

lol alrite. i was thinkin bout puttin cream cheese in my friends deodorant too

 

[Mr.Positive]

Saran wrap the toilet seats.

Hmm..not bad, but better yet. Put fly tape on the toilet seats. Maybe some poor bastard will get his ass stuck.

Point is I am Me, pranks are blast in the dorms. Also, you can do a lot with a can of whipped cream.

 

[comic_relief]

My late grandfather told me this story that was passed to him.

The one day, the one guy (A) was pissing off another person (B). So B decided to get back at A by taking the outhouse and moving it back one foot with a couple of his buddies.

All of his friends were in on this joke and they moved it. The next day, B came over to the house to annoy A again. After this went on for a bit, A had to go to the bathroom. So, he went to the outhouse and fell into the open hole. A fell six feet into the sewage and refuse that was down there.

At that moment, the feud between A and B was settled because B was the only person around that could get him out of his predictament.

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Another good practical joke is to sign a buddy up to a bunch of magazines or call the military branches saying that there is a very eager recruit. Leave all of his information and watch how mad that said individual would get.

comic_relief

 

[g g g unit]

if you really want to get someone bad but a fish behind the radiator and wait a few days.

 

[Mr.Positive]

If your buddy deserves it, you could always get some of those hair removing wax strips/tape. While he's sleeping, put the tape over one eyebrow.

Then, when he wakes up in the morning, say april fools. When he removes the tape, he removes his eyebrow. Now he's got to walk around with one eyebrow for awhile.

 

[Ricky]

if you really want to get someone bad but a fish behind the radiator and wait a few days.

We did this with tunafish when a guy was gone on vacation, but by the time he got back it dried up and didn't stink much anymore.

I wanted to put a real fish from a fish market with eyes and all still in someones desk drawer at work or tape it underneath their desk where they wouldn't find it, but I was too afraid I'd get fired over it.

 

[Phyzzle]

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080326/BLOG01/80326034

 

[BMX]

A teacher told me to fill a bin up with water, lean against someone's door, knock and then RUN! Cuz when they open the door, it will pour.

 

[armadon]

mine will always be see through wrap on the toilet seat.

 

[Mr.Positive]

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080326/BLOG01/80326034

Oh man, that's just wrong.

If you are going to go over the top, might as well do this. Follow your "soon to be ex-buddy" when he drives to the grocery store. While he's inside the store, get 100 feet of the stongest fishing line you can get and tie one end to his bumper, and the other end to a shopping cart.

This way, when he leaves the parking lot, he drags a shopping cart behind his car around town.

EDIT: Note that this prank has the potential for property damage, and general public chaos..so I can't in good faith, recommend it.

 

[Mr.Positive]

OK, here's one more. When I was in the dorms, we did this to a teacher of ours. He drove a volkswagon bug, and the guy was one of those teachers that nobody liked.

We went over to the teacher's house, about 10 of us. VW Bug's are light cars. We picked up the car and put the car on his front porch. Apparantly, he didn't see the humour in this.

I got into a lot of trouble when I lived in the dorms, but we didn't get caught for this stunt amazingly. Ah..those were fun times.