"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
april fools day pranks
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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LoneSilver
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I remember years ago in 1985, I had gotten the story off a sports news show but the original story came from Sports Illustrated magazine. It was about a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 168 miles per hour was set to join the New York Mets.
What was funny about this story was me telling everyone about this special pitcher as real I felt like a fool after the surprised joke but if my memory is correct this sports news show started running the story like a whole month before April 1st before the big surprise so I was really into it not thinking that no one in the world could throw 168 miles an hour...
It seems just like yesterday but 23 years ago dam does time fly at 168 miles an hour
I do believe though if some story came out back then that a woman makes millions with Breast Lite after developing beer with her breast I would have believed it and would have called the local stores to see if they carry Breast Lite.... I was such a gullible booger back then.
Anyway, have fun but don't do it at the expense of going overboard.
LoneSilver
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Here's what you do...go buy a cheap watch with an alarm. Set the alarm for 5 or 6 am. If you have any cheap dorm beds, like I did in the dorms, open up the metal tubing and hid the watch in your buddies bed, in the tubing somewhere.i am me said:
This way the alarm will go off every single day and wake his a$$ up. He'll probably tear the room apart looking for it and it'll drive him nuts.
I did this to one guy when I was in the dorms, and he went so far as to open holes in the ceilling trying to find the damn alarm.
That is sort of lame and will probably piss of your friend in not a good way.i am me said:
Saran wrap the toilet seats.
Scotch tape the bathroom sink faucets so your dorm mates get soaked.
Do this late at night then prank yourself the next day and say "yea, what arsehole did this???"
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Hmm..not bad, but better yet. Put fly tape on the toilet seats. Maybe some poor bastard will get his ass stuck.Commando said:
Point is I am Me, pranks are blast in the dorms. Also, you can do a lot with a can of whipped cream.
comic_relief
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The one day, the one guy (A) was pissing off another person (B). So B decided to get back at A by taking the outhouse and moving it back one foot with a couple of his buddies.
All of his friends were in on this joke and they moved it. The next day, B came over to the house to annoy A again. After this went on for a bit, A had to go to the bathroom. So, he went to the outhouse and fell into the open hole. A fell six feet into the sewage and refuse that was down there.
At that moment, the feud between A and B was settled because B was the only person around that could get him out of his predictament.
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Another good practical joke is to sign a buddy up to a bunch of magazines or call the military branches saying that there is a very eager recruit. Leave all of his information and watch how mad that said individual would get.
comic_relief
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Then, when he wakes up in the morning, say april fools. When he removes the tape, he removes his eyebrow. Now he's got to walk around with one eyebrow for awhile.
We did this with tunafish when a guy was gone on vacation, but by the time he got back it dried up and didn't stink much anymore.g g g unit said:
I wanted to put a real fish from a fish market with eyes and all still in someones desk drawer at work or tape it underneath their desk where they wouldn't find it, but I was too afraid I'd get fired over it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Oh man, that's just wrong.Phyzzle said:
If you are going to go over the top, might as well do this. Follow your "soon to be ex-buddy" when he drives to the grocery store. While he's inside the store, get 100 feet of the stongest fishing line you can get and tie one end to his bumper, and the other end to a shopping cart.
This way, when he leaves the parking lot, he drags a shopping cart behind his car around town.
EDIT: Note that this prank has the potential for property damage, and general public chaos..so I can't in good faith, recommend it.
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We went over to the teacher's house, about 10 of us. VW Bug's are light cars. We picked up the car and put the car on his front porch. Apparantly, he didn't see the humour in this.
I got into a lot of trouble when I lived in the dorms, but we didn't get caught for this stunt amazingly. Ah..those were fun times.