"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Approaching on the Slopes

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Hello SS!

I'm going skiing/boarding for a week in France this Friday. Being that the environment is so unique, where both you and her are doing something both active and massively enjoyable (not to mention the beautiful surroundings) I figured it has major scope for interesting situational lines/routines to get those French girls all hot and bothered..

I want to hear your ideas and thoughts on the topic - let's try and make this a fun and creative thread.





NOTE: I'm anticipating a fair few members pointing out how you don't need canned lines and routine to pull tail, a fact that I am fully aware of, but this trip will be about having fun: I can carve my James Bond mentality anytime at home.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You are a child. French girls like much older men. It is in their DNA. You will be competing against men twice your age with twice your money for girls your age and younger. It will be tough.
 

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BigJimbo said:
You are a child. French girls like much older men. It is in their DNA. You will be competing against men twice your age with twice your money for girls your age and younger. It will be tough.


Enlightened advice. You are clearly an authoritarian in both seduction and genetics: impressive seeing as you've been here for all of a month :rolleyes:


BustedKnucks: Yeh I anticipated as much. Being English, I've been around France and Spain a reasonable amount and it seemed to be the case.


Perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough, but let's make this thread more about general situationals and openers while on the piste.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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