DJ_in_making
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Fun game....
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Anyone played Leisure suit Larry?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
BigDawg
Don Juan
Yeah, about 15 years ago. Back then, the computer graphics for the game weren't all that great. I don't remember much about it now, though.
Never played it, but I was into all of those old school computer games. Commander keen, police quest, kings quest, and a ton of other old school sierra computer games.
If I remember correctly, leisure suit larry was pretty controversial at the time because of adult themes and stuff. I forget if you ever got to have sex with any girls in the games though.
Man all this talk is bringing back memories of playing those stupid games with the text parser.
"go open window"
"I don't understand"
"go over to window"
"I don't understand"
"just go to the god damned window you piece of shyt"
"I don't understand"
If I remember correctly, leisure suit larry was pretty controversial at the time because of adult themes and stuff. I forget if you ever got to have sex with any girls in the games though.
Man all this talk is bringing back memories of playing those stupid games with the text parser.
"go open window"
"I don't understand"
"go over to window"
"I don't understand"
"just go to the god damned window you piece of shyt"
"I don't understand"
Giovanni Casanova
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Those games rocked.
You did... sort of. They all required you to accomplish a certain thing... like one chick wanted a credit card. So you do all this stuff to steal someone's credit card, and then she has sex with you on the beach (you don't really see much, just flesh-colored pixels). But in the middle of it, a crab gets on your genitals and you jump up and dance around and try to get this giant crab off you, and she gets disgusted because you supposedly have crabs.
So you go off looking for more girls to have sex with.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
which one is that? I wanna play it.....
Giovanni Casanova
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#4? I'm not sure. Something about Passionate Patty or something?
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
O man I remember the old sierra games, they have produced some really funny stuff. Has anyone played Zac-McCracken?
Ken785
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dude i think liesure suit larry is on xbox. its like that new playboy game.
diplomatic_lies
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DBL
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diplomatic_lies
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Oh yeah, Leisure Suit Larry were funny games. I didn't play a lot of it, but I enjoyed the humour.
If you guys liked it, try the Monkey Island series.
If you guys liked it, try the Monkey Island series.
Oh shyt! I forgot about monkey island! And #2 Lechuck's revenge!! Or was that #3? I forget...anyways, THOSE were awesome games. Playing with those monkeys. Trying to take the grog around before it burned the bottom out of the mug haha.
I just remembered Hugo's house of horrors. A cool text parser game. I think my favourite were the police quest games. I actually have the Police quest collection. It came with 1-4 and 5(swat). 1-3 were good, 4 was a little different, but still fun. 5 was kinda turdish.
I just remembered Hugo's house of horrors. A cool text parser game. I think my favourite were the police quest games. I actually have the Police quest collection. It came with 1-4 and 5(swat). 1-3 were good, 4 was a little different, but still fun. 5 was kinda turdish.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
LSL rocked. Hated the dude in the alley but the dude in the Quickie Mart ruled!
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
I only played one of them but the games of those days rocked. Much more escapist fun than all of this ultraviolent, ultrarealistic GTA derivative junk that's out now. I wish they would collect all these old Sierra Games (Space Quest, LSL, Kings Quest,ect) into collector's packs but there is the usual problem of Windows probably not being able to run old DOS games.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Anyone played Leisure suit Larry?
I agree with you on games from the day are much more escapist fun. It's the kind of imagination put into making them compared with today's market; which has little if any imagination. Those games had zanieness and wackyness (is zanieness a word?)
Dude, go to any specialty software store (a place NOT like best buy or circuit city) and dig into the bargain bin with all the old diskette games. There's some real classics.
I agree with you on games from the day are much more escapist fun. It's the kind of imagination put into making them compared with today's market; which has little if any imagination. Those games had zanieness and wackyness (is zanieness a word?)
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I recently downloaded the latest one , it comes on DVD btw. And yes I like it, it's a fun game
Graphics are nice compared to the old days and the missions are fun too. You play the role of a college kid and your main objective is always to get some chick in bed But you gota perform all these tricks and missions to do get stuff to make the girl like ya. It's kinda neat. I remember in one mission you have a IL monitor and you have to do dance moves to the beat of a country song in front of this one girl, if keep everything right her IL goes up and stuff. It's not as easy as you think.
, it comes on DVD btw. And yes I like it, it's a fun game Graphics are nice compared to the old days and the missions are fun too. You play the role of a college kid and your main objective is always to get some chick in bed
But you gota perform all these tricks and missions to do get stuff to make the girl like ya. It's kinda neat. I remember in one mission you have a IL monitor and you have to do dance moves to the beat of a country song in front of this one girl, if keep everything right her IL goes up and stuff. It's not as easy as you think.Man did I love those games growing up.
Monkey Island 1 and 2 were the BEST--the writing, to this day, is still hilarious, and the puzzles very clever.
And one of the most underrated games of that era was "Day of the Tentacle" (the sequel to Maniac Mansion.)
Lucas Arts and Sierra--good times.
Monkey Island 1 and 2 were the BEST--the writing, to this day, is still hilarious, and the puzzles very clever.
And one of the most underrated games of that era was "Day of the Tentacle" (the sequel to Maniac Mansion.)
Lucas Arts and Sierra--good times.
animal crackers
Senior Don Juan
I was always a big fan of the Quest for Glory series (esp IV) and King's Quest (esp VI)
Welcome to the land of the Green Isles...
Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation
Welcome to the land of the Green Isles...
Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Anyone played Leisure suit Larry?
Specialty Stores that aren't national chains like Gamestop or Electronics Boutique (where the average employees and staff are too young to remember these classic games let alone have them anywhere in the store) have become almost nonexistent so it's gotten much harder to find vintage games.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
But they do exist, I would have to drive probably 60 miles to get to one but they do exist!
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.