Scroll down to the description and specs. I got a good laugh out of this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Anyone looking for a Camaro? Or this guy's wife?
- Thread starter PDubb75
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
5string
Master Don Juan
"carpet does not match drapes"!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
EvilAgenda
Senior Don Juan
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Oh man, PDubb, you and that post killed me. Funniest.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Throats nothing ever" was my favorite part.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
Drdeee
Banned
Loose on entry hehe
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I just tried, but the formatting is really messed up. It won't make sense. Here is the first part, but check later for the other part:Vice said:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.
ThreeStorms
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clever way to get more people to look at his auction, I'd say.
