Scroll down to the description and specs. I got a good laugh out of this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Anyone looking for a Camaro? Or this guy's wife?
- Thread starter PDubb75
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
"carpet does not match drapes"!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
EvilAgenda
Senior Don Juan
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Oh man, PDubb, you and that post killed me. Funniest.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Throats nothing ever" was my favorite part.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
Drdeee
Banned
Loose on entry hehe
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I just tried, but the formatting is really messed up. It won't make sense. Here is the first part, but check later for the other part:Vice said:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.
ThreeStorms
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clever way to get more people to look at his auction, I'd say.
