Scroll down to the description and specs. I got a good laugh out of this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Anyone looking for a Camaro? Or this guy's wife?
- Thread starter PDubb75
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
5string
Master Don Juan
"carpet does not match drapes"!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
EvilAgenda
Senior Don Juan
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Oh man, PDubb, you and that post killed me. Funniest.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Throats nothing ever" was my favorite part.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
Drdeee
Banned
Loose on entry hehe
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I just tried, but the formatting is really messed up. It won't make sense. Here is the first part, but check later for the other part:Vice said:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.
ThreeStorms
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clever way to get more people to look at his auction, I'd say.
