Scroll down to the description and specs. I got a good laugh out of this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Anyone looking for a Camaro? Or this guy's wife?
- Thread starter PDubb75
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
5string
Master Don Juan
"carpet does not match drapes"!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
EvilAgenda
Senior Don Juan
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Oh man, PDubb, you and that post killed me. Funniest.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Throats nothing ever" was my favorite part.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
Drdeee
Banned
Loose on entry hehe
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I just tried, but the formatting is really messed up. It won't make sense. Here is the first part, but check later for the other part:Vice said:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.
ThreeStorms
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clever way to get more people to look at his auction, I'd say.
