"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anyone here scared of clowns?

diplomatic_lies

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Man I normally dont fear clowns, but they make me nervous sometimes! Like today I was in the elevator with this clown, and he was holding a knife and grinning at me.

I knew it wasn't a nutcase (probably some dude from the law firm upstairs cutting the xmas cake), but I was still a little uncomfortable, especially with that big knife waving around, not to mention his crazy grin. He probably knew I was nervous and wanted to have a little fun though.

Man, I was glad to get off that elevator! Seriously, one thing in horror movies that freaks me out are those crazy grinning clown serial killers. Just imagine a crazy clown face suddenly grinning at you through your bedroom window!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ChrizZ

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nope. I don´t fear anything. I really don´t...
 
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Clowns? Whats so scary about them anyways:trouble:

I remember back in the day when I was 8 or 9 this clown came up to me and started doing his rubbish

I kicked him in the balls
He learned his lesson :up:
 

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I can't stand spiders, and bugs in general. To deal with this little arachnaphobia I just kill all bugs I come across.


-E.Nigma
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ScrewIt

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I actually have a friend who hates clowns (possibly even fears them)...some kind of fear/hate thing. So he pretty much feels like kicking anyone's ass in anything remotely relating to a clown suit.

i just find it to be hilarious...
 

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you outta be ashamed of yourself. Dont ever tell anyone else that for the rest of your life.
 
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