"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone here scared of clowns?

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diplomatic_lies

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Man I normally dont fear clowns, but they make me nervous sometimes! Like today I was in the elevator with this clown, and he was holding a knife and grinning at me.

I knew it wasn't a nutcase (probably some dude from the law firm upstairs cutting the xmas cake), but I was still a little uncomfortable, especially with that big knife waving around, not to mention his crazy grin. He probably knew I was nervous and wanted to have a little fun though.

Man, I was glad to get off that elevator! Seriously, one thing in horror movies that freaks me out are those crazy grinning clown serial killers. Just imagine a crazy clown face suddenly grinning at you through your bedroom window!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ChrizZ

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nope. I don´t fear anything. I really don´t...
 
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Clowns? Whats so scary about them anyways:trouble:

I remember back in the day when I was 8 or 9 this clown came up to me and started doing his rubbish

I kicked him in the balls
He learned his lesson :up:
 
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I can't stand spiders, and bugs in general. To deal with this little arachnaphobia I just kill all bugs I come across.


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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I actually have a friend who hates clowns (possibly even fears them)...some kind of fear/hate thing. So he pretty much feels like kicking anyone's ass in anything remotely relating to a clown suit.

i just find it to be hilarious...
 
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you outta be ashamed of yourself. Dont ever tell anyone else that for the rest of your life.
 
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