"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone here scared of clowns?

diplomatic_lies

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Man I normally dont fear clowns, but they make me nervous sometimes! Like today I was in the elevator with this clown, and he was holding a knife and grinning at me.

I knew it wasn't a nutcase (probably some dude from the law firm upstairs cutting the xmas cake), but I was still a little uncomfortable, especially with that big knife waving around, not to mention his crazy grin. He probably knew I was nervous and wanted to have a little fun though.

Man, I was glad to get off that elevator! Seriously, one thing in horror movies that freaks me out are those crazy grinning clown serial killers. Just imagine a crazy clown face suddenly grinning at you through your bedroom window!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ChrizZ

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nope. I don´t fear anything. I really don´t...
 
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Clowns? Whats so scary about them anyways:trouble:

I remember back in the day when I was 8 or 9 this clown came up to me and started doing his rubbish

I kicked him in the balls
He learned his lesson :up:
 

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I can't stand spiders, and bugs in general. To deal with this little arachnaphobia I just kill all bugs I come across.


-E.Nigma
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ScrewIt

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I actually have a friend who hates clowns (possibly even fears them)...some kind of fear/hate thing. So he pretty much feels like kicking anyone's ass in anything remotely relating to a clown suit.

i just find it to be hilarious...
 

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you outta be ashamed of yourself. Dont ever tell anyone else that for the rest of your life.
 
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