"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone here scared of clowns?

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diplomatic_lies

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Man I normally dont fear clowns, but they make me nervous sometimes! Like today I was in the elevator with this clown, and he was holding a knife and grinning at me.

I knew it wasn't a nutcase (probably some dude from the law firm upstairs cutting the xmas cake), but I was still a little uncomfortable, especially with that big knife waving around, not to mention his crazy grin. He probably knew I was nervous and wanted to have a little fun though.

Man, I was glad to get off that elevator! Seriously, one thing in horror movies that freaks me out are those crazy grinning clown serial killers. Just imagine a crazy clown face suddenly grinning at you through your bedroom window!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ChrizZ

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nope. I don´t fear anything. I really don´t...
 
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Clowns? Whats so scary about them anyways:trouble:

I remember back in the day when I was 8 or 9 this clown came up to me and started doing his rubbish

I kicked him in the balls
He learned his lesson :up:
 
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I can't stand spiders, and bugs in general. To deal with this little arachnaphobia I just kill all bugs I come across.


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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I actually have a friend who hates clowns (possibly even fears them)...some kind of fear/hate thing. So he pretty much feels like kicking anyone's ass in anything remotely relating to a clown suit.

i just find it to be hilarious...
 
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you outta be ashamed of yourself. Dont ever tell anyone else that for the rest of your life.
 
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