"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Anybody know a short funny joke I can send by text?

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There's this girl that I was dating and getting pretty close to before I left the country and things fizzled a little. I know she was pretty into me, and I was just looking to kinda reconnect with no pressure. I figured it would be cool to send her a little joke in a txt that would get her to laugh, and maybe initiate some dialogue. Since we haven't talked in a little bit, I was having a hard time thinking of anything specific and thought maybe a short joke would be best...

Any ideas?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.
 
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Snowman23 said:
Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.
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Then maybe it's time for you to do something else with your time.

I wasn't looking for a magic pill retard, just a funny, short joke. Why is that such a wrong thing to ask?
 
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It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Snowman23 said:
It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?
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If I could think of one, would I be here asking, dip****?

I'm asking for ideas. Don't be a ****.
 
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maybe just tease her a little? like "what's up loser... long time no talk..."
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
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omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:
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You laugh but I've used it a few time with women I've bedded. Typically I send them the text when I know that they're in a meeting. Afterwards the call me with pretty much the same response as you (after a few choice words about making her disrupt her meeting with a bellylaugh). :up:
 
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kinesis: do you want to have magic sex?

her: what's magic sex?

kinesis: we sneak into my place have sex then you dissappear

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hey man don't be so touchy snowman...

kinesis, try something with sexual connotation. Go to askmen.com for a archive of jokes.
 
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