"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Anybody know a short funny joke I can send by text?

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There's this girl that I was dating and getting pretty close to before I left the country and things fizzled a little. I know she was pretty into me, and I was just looking to kinda reconnect with no pressure. I figured it would be cool to send her a little joke in a txt that would get her to laugh, and maybe initiate some dialogue. Since we haven't talked in a little bit, I was having a hard time thinking of anything specific and thought maybe a short joke would be best...

Any ideas?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.
 
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Snowman23 said:
Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.
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Then maybe it's time for you to do something else with your time.

I wasn't looking for a magic pill retard, just a funny, short joke. Why is that such a wrong thing to ask?
 
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It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Snowman23 said:
It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?
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If I could think of one, would I be here asking, dip****?

I'm asking for ideas. Don't be a ****.
 
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maybe just tease her a little? like "what's up loser... long time no talk..."
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
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omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:
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You laugh but I've used it a few time with women I've bedded. Typically I send them the text when I know that they're in a meeting. Afterwards the call me with pretty much the same response as you (after a few choice words about making her disrupt her meeting with a bellylaugh). :up:
 
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kinesis: do you want to have magic sex?

her: what's magic sex?

kinesis: we sneak into my place have sex then you dissappear

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hey man don't be so touchy snowman...

kinesis, try something with sexual connotation. Go to askmen.com for a archive of jokes.
 
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