"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any waiters here?

S0LID

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I just got a job as a waiter for This Christmas month. I think this is a good don juan job (not up there with car salesman but still).

Anyways, any tips from you waiter djs?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Prepare to have the cooks and kitchen staff rib you constantly.
 

CaptainSlinky

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I've been a waiter for a little over a month now at a reasonably nice restaurant at the mall. I couldn't have asked for a better job to have at this point in my life, I love it. Great money, tons of interaction with random people that helps your social skills greatly, and the people I work with are some of the coolest people I could have hoped for.
 

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I've been working as a waiter for about 2 weeks. It is an alright job so far. It develops your communication skills and helps you learn to interact with all kinds of people. It helps you see how most people act exactly the same. That is something interesting you will learn.

If your coworkers are $hitheads then they can make your life hell, but if they are nice the job is not bad. Hell at my job the waitress girls and I play grap @$$ during the shift. No kidding. They started it:)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Been a server for over a year (2 if you count hosting). Relatively fun job, and good money. But the drama queen female servers will give you a headache and retarded customers will stress you out. Also be prepared to notice all the bad things your friends and family do in restaurants that you didn't realize was bad before (IE asking for a table other than the one the host gives you, or deciding what to order while making your server stand there waiting - that's why we're called SERVERS and not waiters).
 

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
Been a server for over a year (2 if you count hosting). Relatively fun job, and good money. But the drama queen female servers will give you a headache and retarded customers will stress you out. Also be prepared to notice all the bad things your friends and family do in restaurants that you didn't realize was bad before (IE asking for a table other than the one the host gives you, or deciding what to order while making your server stand there waiting - that's why we're called SERVERS and not waiters).
LMAO! I'm a server at a fairly upscale place. When it's busy, the money is great. I have to agree about most of the female servers. We have one of those where I work. She has tantrums constantly and has grown accustomed to getting her way in doing so...so she keeps getting worse. One day I asked her if she is naturally a biotch or if she works at it. She stomped off, lol.

Asking for another table, being very "needy", tipping like crap, being really messy, tying up the table for two hours to nurse a cup of chowder and water with lemon...those diners SUCK.
 

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Firstly I'm very good friends with the hotel, catering manager. 2ndly, if my coworkers talk down to me, they will end up in the rock bottom :D
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
LMAO! I'm a server at a fairly upscale place. When it's busy, the money is great. I have to agree about most of the female servers. We have one of those where I work. She has tantrums constantly and has grown accustomed to getting her way in doing so...so she keeps getting worse. One day I asked her if she is naturally a biotch or if she works at it. She stomped off, lol.

Asking for another table, being very "needy", tipping like crap, being really messy, tying up the table for two hours to nurse a cup of chowder and water with lemon...those diners SUCK.
WYLDFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wyldfire

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Originally posted by MsThang
WYLDFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you!
Hey MsThang! I said hi to you on that gel thread. How you been?
 

S0LID

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dont hijack my thread, private chat or sumin.
 
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