Jesse Pinkman
Master Don Juan
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What kind of pet do you all own?
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Same here. I'm convinced that taking care of a pet requires an amount of effort that's almost no less than that of taking care of a human child.I can barely take care of myself and would probably kill a houseplant.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I can't help but think those plants don't respond too well to vicious barking.I've had my current pit bull for 8 years. Just got into house plants. After 4.5 months, 4 of the 10 plants are dead. The dog is still happy and well.
This is a reason why I do not own a pet. I do not wish to make the effort that is involved in pet ownership.I'm convinced that taking care of a pet requires an amount of effort that's almost no less than that of taking care of a human child.
Somehow that made me sad. Over the years, cats have just grown on me.A German Shepherd Dog, which came from being dumped at a county pound, there are lots of purebreds in shelters. And two outdoor cats that were each thrown out the window of a moving car as kittens, in separate instances. People throw away some good stuff.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

It's horrendous the way some people treat animals...........lots of purebreds in shelters. And two outdoor cats that were each thrown out the window of a moving car as kittens, in separate instances. People throw away some good stuff.
Did you take these photos? they are fantastic, beautiful dogs2 dogs
Staffordshire Bull Terrier -x- Labrador mix breed.
Labrador sized, with the colouring and build of a Bull Terrier.
Stig
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And a blue-grey Staffordshire
Mia
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Thanks! - Yes I took the photos....Did you take these photos? they are fantastic, beautiful dogs