"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any good last minute gift ideas for my gf of 2 years?

Ricky

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I seriously don't know what I'm going to get her.

I have a feeling some of the suggestions i get are going to make me laugh.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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KontrollerX

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Get her a 12 inch monster dildo.

LOL, seriously though man getting her a DVD or CD of her favorite band also works.
 

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I just bought a digital picture frame for my mom. It's pretty cool. You can upload several pics and start a slide show. I got the 8 inch for $129.99.
 

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Jack Rabbit
 

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I've actually gotten that Rabbit thing for two of my ex girlfriends. It is damn impressive in action.

The picture frame was one of the gifts I thought about getting her. I know she'd like it.

What brand did you get, and did you get it a chain store.

Thanks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ricky said:
I seriously don't know what I'm going to get her.

I have a feeling some of the suggestions i get are going to make me laugh.
whats your girlfriends age?

I'd suggest that you take her on a trip later in the year to a place that she has always wanted to go (personally my girlfriend has always wanted to go to the west coast and I plan on taking her this upcoming year because I am going there already).

create a coupon with the date of when you plan to take it. That worked for my ex-girlfriend and she loved it.

Just a day trip alone is amazing.

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