stovepipe
Master Don Juan
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Triggered!Recognize the set, and stop being a fvcking tool. Bloody idiot.
Literally can't stand these guys keep ethicalling the set.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Triggered!Recognize the set, and stop being a fvcking tool. Bloody idiot.
Literally can't stand these guys keep ethicalling the set.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RationalIrrational.
You got crabs? When's the crab feast?Listen, you haven't been in the sitch, then you aren't no "alpha". It really is that simple.
Average beta male notch count is 4 in old age. You literally can't have been out of the situation if not a lame-arse.
Presumably gayPredictably gay.
He writes poetry too!Nah, you got an emoji from a hb4.
So you get some guy with a notch count below 5 certainly, then a bird. Wonderful.
Meanwhile the set is elsewhere. Have a think about anything relevant you've said.
Now then, as in "presume", I presume the guy is quite young, otherwise he'd just have had a laugh quicker.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Don't get mad at me because the girl you dropped off at home after dinner called me over to come finish the job.Anyone who cheats is a pos. The fact you did it numerous times makes you a huge pile of chit. The only advice I'd give to a loser like yourself is to man the fuk up and leave this girl alone, or have the balls to tell her she is better off without the scumbag loser that you are.
It's called respect. I live by it and I'll die by it.Don't get mad at me because the girl you dropped off at home after dinner called me over to come finish the job.