Stagger Lee
Master Don Juan
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This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I bet this one would give Sho Kosugi a run for his Ninja dollar.Stagger Lee said:This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
I think I'd rather stick my stuff into an electrical socket ...Blackmm said:Ill trade you for this:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=12533872
*Has kids, and "the crazy".Stagger Lee said:She's just an UG who's a little uglier and 6 years older but appears half way normal and has no kids. I've seen uglier on POF with kids and a worse attitude believe it or not lol. The vast majority of the chicks on pof here have kids, even the ones in the early 20's.
So did you use POF at all and had better results on Match? I don't like the idea of paying for online dating but if it's better than it'd be worth the minuscle monthly subscription cost.Sue Madre said:I used to bag tons of girls from online dating and never met anyone from POF for some reason. It's a trashy site, I got most women from match and all I did was spam the same message to every dumb girl on there.
5'6" 247lbs.Stagger Lee said:This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Stagger Lee said:So did you use POF at all and had better results on Match? I don't like the idea of paying for online dating but if it's better than it'd be worth the minuscle monthly subscription cost.
On Match as I understand, it's free to have a profile but you have to subscribe to send and receive messages. How do you know if a female you are going to message has a subscription and can send messages?
Too bad I can't use the ones my latest, semi-freaky girl has me take - her riding me at the moment of climax, eyes all rolled back, hair flying, lip-biting, the works. Deep-throating me looking up into the camera. Then there are the naughty ones ...Poonani Maker said:Why can't they just want me based on Me and not just how some other chick reacts to me? Sick, I tell ya. Sick.
LeftyLoosey said:5'6" 247lbs.